chel-the-fabulous-asstec:

lalondes:

kevinprices:

lalondes:

if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

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@3 weeks ago with 165026 notes
#yes #laughs laughs laughs 

iceepr1ncess:

literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone

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@3 weeks ago with 124895 notes
#sometimes this just makes me think of Kelly #and I laugh 

the best moment in cinema history

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@1 month ago with 414068 notes

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@2 months ago with 40959 notes
#this is great 
@2 months ago with 235603 notes
#my sense of humor doesn't make sense to me anymore #I find everything funny 

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@2 months ago with 150336 notes
#carorine #we love LA 
@2 months ago with 33509 notes
#this is college #this is life 
@3 months ago with 188 notes
#and I would like to see it #please 
@3 weeks ago with 641 notes
#I literally have been so good about my blog and Castle #but it's Stana #and I cannot #because she really does make Mondays matter 

When I was a kid, shows took breaks on the summer and that’s it. They didn’t keep you waiting for weeks or months!

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@1 month ago with 23922 notes
#ellen #you get the people 

interwar:

do you ever just look at children of couples in films or television shows and go

no

you are genetically impossible

that is not a dominant allele

image

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@1 month ago with 104626 notes
#but this is my actual process #and then I'm like #well #it could be a mutation I guess 

worcaholics:

next time someone gives u a compliment and u dont know how to react jsut be like “thx its always nice to hear from the fans”

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@2 months ago with 47327 notes

harlequinjade:

I thought a truck was about to crash into us and I instinctively said “wHOA THERE BUCKAROO” I could have died and those would have been my last words 

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@2 months ago with 53796 notes
#why do I find this so funny 

What Does A Black Hole Sound Like?

Sept. 9, 2003: Astronomers using NASA’s Chandra X-ray Observatory have found, for the first time, sound waves from a supermassive black hole. The “note” is the deepest ever detected from any object in our Universe. The tremendous amounts of energy carried by these sound waves may solve a longstanding problem in astrophysics. 

The black hole resides in the Perseus cluster of galaxies located 250 million light years from Earth. In 2002, astronomers obtained a deep Chandra observation that shows ripples in the gas filling the cluster. These ripples are evidence for sound waves that have traveled hundreds of thousands of light years away from the cluster’s central black hole. 

“The Perseus sound waves are much more than just an interesting form of black hole acoustics,” says Steve Allen, of the Institute of Astronomy and a co-investigator in the research. “These sound waves may be the key in figuring out how galaxy clusters, the largest structures in the Universe, grow.”

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@2 months ago with 94242 note and 432013 play
#mind blown #this is incredible #the universe is amazing 

10knotes:

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

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@2 months ago with 73252 notes
#in life #truth